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I Must Not Fear, Fear is the Mind Killer.
3/09/2009
Old Food Doesn't Die
I once taped down the button inside the refrigerator that turns the light on and off.
I left a note in gothic caligraphy that said, "Gone on vacation. First in twelve years. Be back next Tuesday. Regards -- the Gnome."
The humor was lost on my housemates.
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