Remember, Creationism is Only a Theory and They All Have to Go to Heaven One Day.

A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.

- Max Planck


Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

Unless the theory is global warming, of course, which has to be true because Al Gore told me so.

I thought maybe I'd wait for more information, but then Al told me the debate was over.

So I guess I don't need to know any more.

RawkStahr said...

"Global warming exists because Al Gore's movie made money. The market has spoken."

~Stephen T. Colbert