Hold me Closer, Tony Danza
I was never one of those music obsessed teenagers that poured over liner notes*, but there are some song lyrics that have always bugged me a little.
When Marc Cohn took his walk in Memphis, was it raining the whole time, or just when he got off the plane?
If, as told to me by Alannah Myles, Black Velvet is a new religion that will bring me to my knees, is there either a portrait of Elvis Presley or a cadre of dogs playing poker involved?
Mr. Cohen, Mr. Wainright, and Mr. Bono, has it not occurred to you that if this woman tied you to a kitchen chair, broke your throne and then cut your hair, I assume without your permission, that you might not be in the most healthy relationship?
Does Tommy think it matters if he and Gina make it or not? He seems to be kind of ambivalent about it. On the one hand, he says it doesn't make a difference but two lines later he swears that they will, in fact, make it.
Why does Billy Joel feel so much pressure from watching Sesame Street on channel 13?
Everclear wants to buy me "a new car" that is "perfect, shiny and new." Did they just run out of adjectives half way through the chorus?
What is it that Marvin Lee Aday won't do for love?
Finally, Paul Simon, please explain the entire Graceland album to me. I just don't understand what you're talking about.
Just some things I've been wondering about.
*For those of you born after 1990, we used to get music on physical media, like records, tapes and CD's. These would usually include a booklet containing information about the band, the particulars of the recording and the lyrics to the songs. It was like having your own little piece of Google.