Get In My Belly

I once had a friend of great and unerring moral principal who refused to consume any product that was created through the perishment of another creature. While she would eat eggs and cheese, she would eat no flesh of any kind, terrestrial, aquatic, vertebrate or otherwise. She wore no leather and couldn't bring herself to string a tennis racket despite an overriding love of the sport.

When questioned on this conviction she would reply, "I don't believe in meat."

Not to defame someone that I love and admire but, excuse me, you don't believe in meat?

Meat is a fact. It cannot be denied. It's existence had been proven empirically.

You can disbelieve in Santa and you can disbelieve in the Easter bunny. You can choose not to believe in the fidelity of your lover, the promises of politicians, the potential for cold fusion and your teenager's explanation of late night tardiness but you can't choose not to believe in meat.

Meat is real. It's actually there. It's existence is confirmed by billions of individual reports. You can see it. You can touch it. You can pick it up. You can, if you are so inclined, eat it.

Yes, I understand that that's not what she meant but the English language is a semantic and semiotic tool of such power, efficacy and grace that we really should give some thought to it before we casually misuse it.

1 comment:

The Fitness Diva said...

"Don't blame the meat, blame the..."

Okay, I can't come up with anything as clever as "don't hate the player, hate the game".
But in my world, meat RULES!
Poor girl, she's really missing out!