Remember, Creationism is Only a Theory and They All Have to Go to Heaven One Day.
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
Unless the theory is global warming, of course, which has to be true because Al Gore told me so.
ReplyDeleteI thought maybe I'd wait for more information, but then Al told me the debate was over.
So I guess I don't need to know any more.
"Global warming exists because Al Gore's movie made money. The market has spoken."
ReplyDelete~Stephen T. Colbert